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& Maedene Rule
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Got any great rib-ticklers? Know any jokes that’ll have your mates rolling around on the floor in fits of laughter? Why not pass them on and we can tell the world! Use the link above to send.
Any jokes you send in will find their way onto this page. The sender of the funniest joke(s) each month will win a fantastic badge which will presented to you in school assembly or, if you prefer, in your class.
Any jokes you send in will find their way onto this page. The sender of the funniest joke(s) each
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Thank you to everyone who sent in jokes for this page - they were all BRILLIANT! Remember, without your contributions, these pages would be so boring :-(
The winner of last months competition was Sophie (Year 6) who sent in **loads** of jokes!
A pick of the best are below, the rest are further down. Well done Sophie...
Thank you to everyone who sent in jokes for this page -
The winner of last months competition was
A pick of the best are below, the rest are further down. Well done Sophie...
What did one maths book say to the other?
You think you have problems!
What do you get when you cross a tortoise with a teacher?
A slow coach!
What do fireflies say to there babies at night?
Glow to sleep!
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The following GREAT new jokes will be entered into the next competition...!!
How about this one to kick us off (ouch!), from Carli (Year 5)...
You think you have problems!
What do you get when you cross a tortoise with a teacher?
A slow coach!
What do fireflies say to there babies at night?
Glow to sleep!
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The following GREAT new jokes will be entered into the next competition...!!
What tea do footballers drink?
Penal-tea!!!!!
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Below are a election of older jokes which have already been entered in a previous monthly badge competition. Did you win? If the answer is ‘YES’ then well done. If you didn’t get one this time round, why not try again? You never know...
Here is the second instalment of Sophie's (Year 6) winning set of jokes...
Penal-
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Below are a election of older jokes which have already been entered in a previous monthly badge competition. Did you win? If the answer is ‘YES’ then well done. If you didn’t get one this time round, why not try again? You never know...
What did the the cat say when he fell down?
me-OW!
me-
What kind of dinosaur is always ready for bed?
A pyjamasaurus rex!
A pyjamasaurus rex!
What did one lift say to the other?
I think i am coming down with something!
I think i am coming down with something!
What do you say to your friend if he has an egg on his head?
The yolk's on you!
The yolk's on you!
What flowers grow right under your nose?
Tulips!
Tulips!
What has 4 legs and goes omm-omm?
A cow walking backwards!
A cow walking backwards!
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelllicopter!
A smelllicopter!
What do geese get when there cold and scared?
People bumps!
People bumps!
Why was the farmer stomping on his field?
He wanted to grow mash potatoes!
He wanted to grow mash potatoes!
How do you find mosquito bites?
Start from scratch!
Start from scratch!
What do you call a puppy kiss?
A pooch smooch!
A pooch smooch!
What's apes favourite food?
Potato chimps!
Potato chimps!
What did one icicle say to the other?
Hang in there!
Hang in there!
What do you get when you cross a tortoise with a teacher?
A slow coach!
A slow coach!
What has 2 humps and lives at the north pole?
A lost camel!
A lost camel!
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